Family Guy

Brian gets picked up by the police while wandering the streets at night.

Peter gets attacked by the new family cat.

Peter and Brian get into an argument while driving home from a dog competition.

Peter asks for the judges to forgive Brian.

Peter blows his fingers off.

Stewie sings a song and plays guitar for some old folks.

Lois comes in to help Peter at work while he heals from an injury but all Peter wants to do is have sex with her.

Brian has not mentioned his new girlfriend so Stewie thinks she is ugly but it turns out she's beautiful but not very smart.

Brian's new girlfriend Jillian is pretty but not very bright. Her friends on the other hand are morons.

Peter Griffin's porn collection is protected by a state of the art security system.

The opening song of the show is ruined when Peter trips and rolls down the stairs.

Quagmire smuggles fireworks in his anus.

Peter thinks its crazy that Meg has made an abstinence pledge until he reads the pamphlet "The Truth About Sex."