RustyXSpatula

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:55:48 -0800sausage n. Finely chopped and seasoned meat, especially pork, usually stuffed into a prepared animal intestine or other casing and cooked or cured.

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:37:17 -0800 Picking up chicks for the party at the thing. We gonna get em and we gon get em home. This is extremely old.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:24:39 -0800A rich man hires a self-proclaimed Canadian to hunt down Sasquatch. Sasquatch returns in this exciting tale of friendship, trust, and betrayal.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:23:54 -0800Two stupid men cool off with a game of a frisbee on a hot summer day.

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:32:09 -0800A documentation of the life of a self-proclaimed salesman who never has anything to sell and suspiciously harasses citizens.

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:49:45 -0800God enforces some of what he considers to be his most important laws by striking down on retards. This was for a Bible History class.

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:19:31 -0800Investigator Truman Burbank seeks answers in the case of the mysterious disappearing boy.

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:16:19 -0800Filmed in front of a live studio audience...outside?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:16:18 -0800A prostitute is mistaken for an attractive one.

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:46:40 -0800Former regulars of Rusty Spatula films try to steal new Rusty Spatula members to form their own film crew. Little do they know that they don't know what they're doing. Neither of them....neither.

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:46:18 -0800Bloopers for the first installment of the Space Hojo Series. You might want to watch that video first. Then again, I ain't yo poppa. Or is I?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 23:46:20 -0800Space Hojo goes into work, only to be teased by his co-workers Sassy Badger and Ronald McDonald Arches. This is the first installment of the Space Hojo series, or in other words the prequel to the Revenge of Space Hojo.

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:46:19 -0800An evil monster kills people. Beowulf is the only man who can save the day...but he has to get there first...and actually be in a full movie and not a really long trailer like this.

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:16:20 -0800A newly formed do-nothing cult recruits new members...

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:46:20 -0800As random as Rusty Spatula movies are, a movie script is produced that contains no plot. Ryan is angered by such a crappy script, but the movie is made anyways.

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:46:26 -0800Episode 2: Terrible News Son enjoys a nice and peaceful scooter ride around the neighborhood.

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:22:36 -0800Finally, the first installment of My Dad The Clown is here! Expect a new episode each week, or my name isn't Darrell Funkelstein, and it isn't!

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 00:58:54 -0800Two corpse thieves bring a newly found body to their boss.

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:37:32 -0800 An officer responds to a hobo's noise complaint call.