Soccergirl, Incorporated
11.25.09 SG #324 Thanksgiving Spectacular
Happy Thanksgiving! (sorry Indians)
11.09.09 SG #323 Dirty Thirty The Movie
A four-day opium binge
11.03.09 SG #322 My Tweets Take the Piss Out
My pee hole rips you a new one.
ASG009 Body Language
Butt out weekend
09.28.09 SG #321 Dirty Thirty
How many preemies does it take to beat a regular?
09.13.09 SG #320 The Making of Oh Glorious Day
This is what happens when George Kalman comes over to make a movie.
08.23.09 SG #319 Cat Rocket
That's a pore excuse for a butthole
07.19.09 SG #318 Science Bruce
I swear I'm not cryin' I just got something sad in my eye.
06.10.09 SG #317 Genetics
My genetics summer, 2009
05.21.09 SG #316 Stress
Pain is a subjective state
ASG008 Pirates, Free Drinks and Star Trek
Is a cherry a berry?
05.14.09 SG #315 Libertarians
I need a prophylactic psychotropic
ASG007 Pinky Toe, Talking Dirty and Breasted Americans
Verne Troyer is such a cute little pinky toe
05.07.09 SG #314 Neo-Nazi Baby Shower
Ryan's radishy ingrown toenail
04.30.09 SG #313 Murder in the Heartland
A nipple in the butt
ASG006 Oprah, Exes and Hands Off
Exes are like Wonder Woman Pez...
04.23.09 SG #312 Coagulum
Rectal probe electrostimulation and artificial chimp vaginas.
ASG005 Getting Girlfriends and Organ Donation
Girlfriends are like giant squid