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We congratulate you, as a person of taste, class, and sophistication. We hope you will put that all aside and enjoy the wonder of our new ...

Hello again, friends! I have missed you bunches, and I trust that you have weathered our absence with a minimum of itching. In this ...

Yeah. Um. Our bad. I suppose, if one thing can be gleaned from this episode, it is that Mickey called me fat. I would write more, but I ...

We announced today the addition of one of our favorite people in the whole wide world, a man without peer in the ways of humor, intellect, ...

A cold wind blows across the dusty plains of what was once a fertile land. Harsh, acidic rain pours down upon the horrorscape that the ...

Ah, yes… The feel of ungummy underdesks, the sweet simmering swell of Mozart, the pleasant odor of Oxy and Sexual frustration… ...

Ahhh, Prime Rib. This entire episode is devoted to Prime Rib. And drinking… And the joys that spending time with friends can bring to ...

Do you? Do you? Good, you’re married, kiss her. This episode exposes my suffering… Specifically, sick drunk queasy feelings I ...

J had an idea. We go into this idea a WHOLE DAMN LOT. I am not sure of the exact date we will be doing this event idea… But I will ...

They’ll never get laid, they’re seldom not lame, And most people, see ‘em, will prob’ly throw rocks. Hmm… ...

We treated our audience to a humdinger of a morning show, just to try on the voices. The chat room filled with revulsion and hatred, and we ...

Ah, the blog. The blog that is SomaCow. It just wouldn’t be the same without you, here with me, reading deep into the painfully ...

Hey! Thanks for stopping by! While you’re here, grab a beer and I will commence to telling you what went down this episode: First ...