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Turnip Soup

Turnip Soup

What your favorite morning show would be, without the FCC.

TS119: A Cap With Flaps

"Trust me, I know women."Join the TS gang for another fun-filled romp through the intricacies of modern society, the news, sports, entertainment and insight. This week, we're joined by Lisa - in her first show. The girls are offering gift ...
1 week ago

TS118: Major Confusion

Ehhh...what?This week's Turnip Soup episode is unbelievably dominant - like the Chargers. That comparison is especially appropriate, because there is - again - a complete absence of show notes for this week's show. We're definitely talking about Favre ...
3 weeks ago

TS117: The Halloween Episode

Scary!This week's Turnip Soup show is very spooky. Just talking about this week's show could bring about demonic intervention. Look out behind you!Join Tim, Parker, Bryan, Sarah and NutZach for a trip through their scariest memories. Ouija boards, ...
4 weeks ago

TS116: Nice and Relaxed

Calm down...It's time for Turnip Soup, and it's the 116th show. Join Tim, Parker, NutZach and Sarah for this week's trip through the world of wonder. If you love the show, you'll love this one...and because we're short on time, we're skipping on detailed ...
1 month ago

TS115: The Worst Sound Ever

No, really.Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Sarah for Turnip Soup episode 115 - the show featuring the world's worst sound. It always comes from the last place you'd expect it...except in this case, where it comes from exactly where you'd expect. We've got news ...
2 months ago

TS114: Don't Sit There

Peeeewwwweee!It's time to welcome another TS virgin. That's right, it's Aaron's maiden voyage on the Turnip Soup show. Parker has an embarrassing encounter with a couch cushion, and some P90X ambition. The rest of the crew have almost two hours of ...
2 months ago

TS113: The Alcohol-Free Show!

Can those drinks!We're not drinking at all this week. Weird, but kinda fun...in a purely "remember everything tomorrow, don't slur your words and make semi-intelligible jokes" kinda way. Don't miss out as the group invents Harry Potter TV shows ...
2 months ago

TS112: Blowing Breakers

Pop!You might think that this show is tame. You might think that we don't have enough to talk about to really fire up the airwaves. Just ask the breakers in Zach's place. Join Tim, BM, Sarah, Jackie and Michelle as they welcome Asian Tim to his first ...
3 months ago

TS111: How to Speak Canadian

Balalala...click!This week's episode of Turnip Soup is officially in the house. You won't want to miss most of this goodness......especially when we give you instructions on how to speak Canadian. Join Tim, Parker, Sarah, NutZach and BM for a wide, wide ...
3 months ago

TS110: Men Are Smart

CALL THE VOICEMAIL: 407-5TURNIP (887647)It's true!Join the whole crew for an absolute laugh stock, in this week's show. We bring back the rap intro, manslaughter, and monster trucks. Tim admits dumping episode 109 because of a technical error, they talk ...
3 months ago

TS108: A Sing Along

La la la la!It's the 108th episode of Turnip Soup, which means...you guessed it: absolutely nothing. Join the crew as they chat about medicinal marijuana, Redneck James' new son (Ryker!), Bryan's texting, and a whole slew of intermediary explicitry. Just ...
08/19/09

TS107: Advice on Hunting Cougars

** Call the new voicemail: 407-5TURNIP (407-588-7647) **Rawr!It's 107 time. Join Tim, BM, NutZach and Parker for another episode that will make you question your life's purpose. This time around, we're hitting things like betting at the races, the walk ...
08/03/09

TS106: Landing on Woodstock

40 years!?It's been 40 years since Woodstock, 40 years since Americans landed on the moon, and 40 years since Keith Richards looked human. Join Tim, NutZach, BM and Sarah for an action-packed Turnip Soup episode; number 106. We're talking Iowa, Zach's ...
07/26/09

TS105: Scar Removal

Heh. Not quite. It's about time. It's the final frontier. It's another proverbial statement full of obscurity and fantasy. It's the 105th episode of the Turnip Soup show.Fans, you'll be glad to know that Tim, BM, Parker, NutZach and Sarah are on their A ...
07/19/09

TS104: Hairdresser Drama

"I'm sorry, but it's over."Once in a while, it's clear that things need to change. This week was a really difficult week for some of us, and you'll sense it on the show. Parker is avoiding the "break up" discussion with his ...
07/12/09

TS104: Hairdresser Drama

"I'm sorry, but it's over."Once in a while, it's clear that things need to change. This week was a really difficult week for some of us, and you'll sense it on the show. Parker is avoiding the "break up" discussion with his ...
07/12/09

TS103: Beat it Bad

Can't stop 'til you get enough!Welcome back to the Turnip Soup show, featuring your favorite Turnip Soup hosts: Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Huff Daddy. With another unfortunate travel-induced break between episodes, this week's show is loaded ...
07/05/09

TS102: The Return of Talk Smack Trivia

How smart are YOU?Join Tim, Parker, BM, Sarah and Huff Daddy for the 102nd episode of Turnip Soup. There's a bunch going on this week, but we don't really talk about any of that. Instead, the gang dances like a beautiful butterfly around meaningful ...
06/21/09

TS100: Bedsheets, Parties and Pedicures

***Call the voicemail: 619/377-0549**** Finally!We've finally made it to and through the 100th episode of Turnip Soup, and there's a bunch to catch up on. This week's show recaps the party, and flies through a wide variety of topics. You won't want to ...
06/07/09