Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Don't you hate it when you can't download pieces from the world's crankiest and most right-on curmudgeon? Well, now you can. Andy Rooney ...
Andy Rooney On Dog Shows
02/23/06
Andy Rooney paid a visit to The Westter Kennel Club dog show and finds himself thinking that some dogs may be more agreeable to him than ...
Rooney On Lottery Losers
03/19/06
One often hears about America's newest lottery millionaires. Andy Rooney thinks there ought to be a law requiring a listing of the losers ...
Andy Rooney's Big Idea
07/09/06
America's population has more than tripled in the last hundred years. Andy Rooney may have found a solution to deal with the population ...
Andy On Smoking
07/16/06
Andy Rooney has some good news about the number of Americans who smoke and wonders how the ashtray business is doing.
Andy Rooney Gets Salty
07/23/06
Andy Rooney is taking his doctor's advice on a low-sodium diet with a grain of salt.
Rooney: A Woman President
07/30/06
There are more women than men living in America, yet there has never been a female president. Why is that? Andy Rooney ponders that ...
Andy On Receiving Gifts
08/20/06
Andy finds himself bombarded with gifts he doesn't want, but that are too valuable to toss in the trash.
Andy Goes Back To The Future
08/27/06
Andy goes back 20 years to a "CBS Evening News" series, which tried to predict what the year 2001 would have in store.








