The Product

A message I created using dylanmessaging.com. [via]

Whenever a former or current president dies, the federal government shuts down. Completely. Congress quickly votes, and then unanimously ...

Oh, New York City. I'll tell you about it sometime. But for now, I have to do something I haven't done in days. Sleeeeep.

Dude, I'm totally gonna be in New York City for the next few days with my good friend Maria. And we're staying in a hotel known for its ...

Recently, I wrote about photos that might not seem so noteworthy at first, but after they've fermented a bit, bring back memories of ...

Recently I had the pleasure of trying a vanilla-flavored Tootsie Fruit Roll candy. I am so pleased! Finally, I now know what it is like to ...

If you didn't see Diablo Cody on Letterman last Monday, here's your chance. That chick must have one hell of a publicist.

In my early teenage years, after all of my siblings had left the house, I remember methodically going through all of their records looking ...

Starring Mr. Paul Lundgren Music by T. Nile Watch it....

Holy mackerel! Consider my world completely rocked. Last night I was chillen out here in the Product Headquarters with my buddy Stahfukka, ...

When you leave booze lying around, it attracts the worst element....

If things are going to go too far, this is when it will happen. --------...