Hex the Dex

Paul Newman is dead, but will he live on in our hearts and salads? We find out plus the best way to build a secret mountain base; how not to pull a scouser; two girls one houses of parliament; super hairy super mole infestations; and the War Games Paradox. Plus some awesome fresh breaks. Hex the Dex, smells like a whole bucket-o-good to us, mmmmmmm.

Cephalalgia is what doctors call a headache, but headache is three letters shorter than cephalalgia, which means that we win. Not that that does us any good at all in this, part two of the show. Our hangovers continue to throb and meaningless bum-dribble cascades from our lantern-jawed durr-faces. Pity us listener, lest you become us and repent you heartless memory. Hex the Dex, up your ears since ages ago.

Drinking too much causes hangovers. Not drinking enough causes boredom and social exclusion! So-wot-ya-gonna-do? Hmmmm? Our advice is DO drink too much but never ALL the time and for christsakes DON’T ever EVER dance to ‘Hips Don't Lie’ by Shakira! EVER! We DID drink too much before this show. Did we get away with it? You be the judge. We have Bestival news, audio boots(TM), hearty tunes and slamming headaches. Yum-it-up.

Found in this show is: Mole rat chat, One Flew Over the Rainbow, Film advice, Olympic fakery planning, a massive fiver, a giant dookie and the most pretentious joke in world history. Missing from this show is: one BMX bicycle formally owned by a tw..err..Dom. All the tunes with none of the mixing, it’s Hex the Dex.

Gary Glitter is cockney rhyming slang for shi…ah, hello there! This show has all the answers but we’ve lost the questions so you’ll have work it out backwards. Here are the answers: Frogs. PORGs. Buddhists. Garry Glitter being torn limb from limb by a gang of marauding toddlers. And, new from Hex the Dex productions, The Secret Bastard. Plus muchos solid tunes for all you beat junkies out there. This show is part of a multipack and should not be sold separately.

The cheesy chat continues along with lady spanking, Olympic hope, Cornish landing craft, Tranny racing, The Mince Off, What makes you cry? And cuddly jet pack pick me up! All that and a tonne of awesome beats. Hex the Dex, your mighty servant.

What is the point of cheese? Is it just chewy rotten milk or is there more to it than that? What is the best cheese to rave with? What’s wrong with Edam? It’s madE backwards, that’s what. Yes this show features cheese, both figurative and literal so tuck in to the stinking melty goodness.

It’s part two of that Hex show with world famous stand up comedian Michael Legge in it. You know, the one with lots a bonza tunes jostling for position amid a veritable smorgasbord of silly chat. Oh come now, you must remember? No? WINDOW LICKER! w00t! w00t! w00t! (Sorry, I was very tired when I wrote this and there's really no excuse for those w00ts. My bad.)

HEX: One Dave, another Dave and a Dom, so it has been thus far. Yet must we expect it always? Use CAUTION conjecture laden listener, lest ye be vexed, for one Dave is missing. BEWARE, for in his stead sits a growling gnashing troll by the name LEGGE, mirthsayer and seriousness-banisher of old. FEAR HIM…..Translation: Due to a long held appointment with a field Dave is absent from this show and has therefore been temporarily replaced by lovely stand-up comedian Michael Legge. Enjoy the Davelessness and EXSPERMINATE!

So it turned out that James Blunt not only rhymed with, but in fact was a…ah, hello and welcome to part two of the show. This half is chock full of goodness with intelligent chat and slamming tunes. Subjects include the ahead of his time racial integrity of Morph from Take Hart, wet handed American lady talk, Grunty gym man and, well you know, all the usual balls really. Hounding your ears since 2005, it’s Hex the Dex!

James Blunt rhymes with…ah, hello there! Welcome to a whole new format in Hex the Dex show formats. Instead of one super-massive two hour monstrosity we are going to split every show into two and stagger the release. Part one here contains a steaming heap of quality material, including: Is a window better than TV? What’s up with string? Stylophone attack! The ant that cried butter mountain! And, yes, a review of James Blunt at Glastonbury. Enjoy the silly my lover!

WARNING! This show features a loose cow bell in the hands of an idiot and as such should not be listened to by anyone with a cow bell allergy or general bovine clang intolerance. What the hell are cow bells for anyway? Finding cows? Maybe. Also this is the first show description to feature a text emoticon ;o) see. Enjoy the sounds old friend.

Science is a noble field worthy of considered respect. Feel your frustration mount therefore, as we halfass our way through a Hex the Dex science experiment! With the research underway we also find time to discuss Poop-Howitzers, Circular Parties, Porcelain Buses and Hugh Hefner’s sexy brain transplant. Hex in full pseudoscientific effect baby, yeah!

Hello. It has been a very eventful month at the Breakbeat Castle, we left Purple Radio's Saturday afternoon slot and joined NSB Radio's Sunday 5-7BST afternoon slot. So does this mean choral music and ecclesiastical ramblings? You betcha evil ass it doesn't! No fear! It's a case of meet the new Hex, same as the old Hex, in other words the usual puerile banter with your old friends Dave, Dave and Dom. This week the good ship Hex sets sail for Willy Island!

Warning! Do not listen if you are operating heavy machinery.

If your name is Madonna then this show probably isn't for you. Everyone else hop aboard the mirth bus, ding-ding! Dave has been to Dublin with nary a thought for causality. Back in London Dave has been on a trip of his own...down the stairs. It's a lap dancing, dog racing, gladiatorial happy-fest of a show. Just watch out for the bad fairy!

Get out of China, Tibet. Or is it that China should get out of Tibet? Stand by for some incisive political debate on Hex The Dex. Dom is back, Dave has bought some fresssshhhhhh breaks, other Dave has bought some Buckfast and we put on our Rock Hands (twice). Plus, some scat chat, the Happy Times, Dom gives birth and Dave flicks his switch.

Welcome to Hex the Dex with Dave and Dave and......Oh no, where's Dom? Is he lost forever? Will the Dave's manage on their own? Is the good ship Hex missing a captain or a cabin boy? Who can foretell? If only we had some asparagus. The only show you never knew you always wanted to hear, Hex the Dex LIVE, Yip!

Dave has been to Berlin and come back convinced that Germans are actually rather lovely people, not the jackbooted Jerries you might have thought. Sadly Germany's gain is France's loss as Dave risks international relations again with more of the ill informed xenophobic claptrap that is fast becoming his trademark. In other exclusive news Heather Mills McCartney might be a gold-digger! Hear our shock revelation. Plus great tunes for your modern life. All here on Hex the Dex LIVE baby, Yeah!

Pandas don't like to do the nasty, but when they do, ooooh, its NASTY. This is Hex the Dex but like NEVER before...we are LIVE! All the ridiculous and offensice chat, but without the comfortable safety net of a post show edit. Hear how we manage to offend not just the whole of Southeast Asia and China, but also Jeremy Beadles greaving family and almost all non-english ethnic groups. If Purple Radio has a licence, it won't have it for long!

It is not a Hex really, this show, it has no breaks and Other Dave is eerily absent. How can we do a show without chuckler Dave, the golden giggler? And without our beloved breaks? Surely that is impossible. Well fear not because stepping up to the mic in place of Dave comes a worthy contender, Andy G / G Money. Journey with us as we recount tails of our recent marvelous mystical Icelandic adventure. Clungortunity Ahoy!

It is not a Hex really, this show, it has no breaks and Other Dave is eerily absent. How can we do a show without chuckler Dave, the golden giggler? And without our beloved breaks? Surely that is impossible. Well fear not because stepping up to the mic in place of Dave comes a worthy contender, Andy G / G Money. Journey with us as we recount tails of our recent marvelous mystical Icelandic adventure. Clungortunity Ahoy!

Hello and merry perineum of Christmas to you. This is a no holds barred rip snorting festive stonker of a show. Joining the boys in the studio is legendary breaks supremo, DJ High Eight, the all conquering CEO of ReConnect Records. Also Dave cooks up a fantastic Christmas roast, Dom ponders Victorian graffiti and Dave provides culinary commentary. A party for your ears? Yes.

WAR, what is it good for...hmmmm...well it seems quite a lot of things actually, hear our full report. Plus the sad conclusion to our paintball battle, Terry Wogans todger, conical head gear and your face in meat dot com. Just a few of the strange delights on offer in this hootie mack of a show.

War is hell, but to be fair that really only applies to end bit when you get shot, before that its a laugh. Dave, Dave and Dom load paintball guns and go deep behind enemy lines for...err...actually they never really figure that out due to the fog of war and their short attention spa...oh look a bird box. Join the boys for that plus gynecological Facebook pics, Thundercats outtakes, Dave blowing a postmodern fuse and a whole lot more.

The extraordinary tail of one mans struggle with obesity and his fight not to be covered in foil, suspended from the ceiling and spun around like some hideous juddering glitter ball, the campest and funniest air safety announcement in history, the horrific boyjoy sexborg Miss Piggy and the K9 Doggle, all this a more could be in your ears. Do it.

Hello. Time for more informative sounds from Hex The Dex. Not only do we have some fine fine tunes, including a world podcast exclusive (possibly 2), we have some authentic Canadian input, Dave's successful date tips, a Bang Face review, party news, drunken Germans and forum peeps thanks. Go on, give it a listen...

Wow! It's more tunes and chat in another Hex the Dex. Is stupid Bill stupid Cosby stupid? Televisions - have they lost some of their analogue charm? We delve into the hole "are poorly performed regional accents actually racist?" can of worms. Is Castro is still alive? What is it with Michael Stipe and Oranges? On a more serious note, there is a sensitively handled discussion about the "Base" method of sexual reporting. And if you make it right to the end....sorry!

Hello. Hugo has gone, so it is back to Dave, Dave and Dom to inform you about the hot topics gripping todays global news feeds: Mirrored boat radio broadcasts, forum filth, ladies with chaps, debatable bootlegs, DJ theorums and a very funky small man. Plus the usual smattering of top quality tunes. Sold to you...for free.

How do you dress like old school beat meisters Altern8? Is Tiny Dancer an excuse for Elton John to exist? What does a real Scotsman sound like? Do Daleks rave? What would we put on our rider lists if we were ever in the position to have one? Yup, we are back and not a lot has changed! Apart from this time we play some of our favourite tunes from the past.