Norm Augustinus
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Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer.
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Finney Must Die!
from Norm Augustinus on July 25, 2008
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The upside down Saint Joseph figurine in a McDonald's cup, I told him it was Gatorade and Finney was gonna drive me to Tampa on his vintage Chinese military motorbike with sidecar but he pulled the release lever instead!
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The Dollar Store Cactus
from Norm Augustinus on July 11, 2008
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Women's shoes at the Salvation Army store, the crocheted rooster head egg warmers, his dollar store cactus scheme and lots more!
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I Wasted Her Parakeet
from Norm Augustinus on June 27, 2008
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Her Hohner harmonica, the roach that almost killed me, the lady with the enormous butt hole, I zipped her parakeet and lots more!
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Mommies Fun Place
from Norm Augustinus on June 20, 2008
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Six women send me sexy photographs wanting me to perform an intimate act, my bizarre whale like cracking sounds and lots more!
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It's Making Cracking Sounds
from Norm Augustinus on June 06, 2008
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Chicks with broken legs, KY Yours and Mine, I'm snapping my fingers again, strange cracking sounds are coming from my private area and lots more!
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The Beach Hotel
from Norm Augustinus on May 30, 2008
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I left my woman in a hotel room for just a short while and when I came back she had a guy in the room and I update you on the status of my guaranteed money making drive-up teller scheme!
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Metal Detecting At The Beach
from Norm Augustinus on May 09, 2008
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How I successfully metal detected on a protected beach using my custom built beach toboggan. Recorded live on tape using an Edirol R-09.
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Hair Lip
from Norm Augustinus on May 02, 2008
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Clearwater Beach, the movies, Brickhouse and the heel of her shoe, my invention and lots more!
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The Floating Band-Aid
from Norm Augustinus on April 25, 2008
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They got me on videotape, the Band-Aid I almost swallowed, Cosmopolitan magazine, the shopping cart at Walgreens and lots more!
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My Wooden Clogs
from Norm Augustinus on April 18, 2008
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Jim Wilson, the bicycle built for two, her Harley, I took the bus to pick up my package, the clogs and lots more!
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Roadside Assistance
from Norm Augustinus on April 11, 2008
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Her car broke down and I was going to assist her and the story about the rogue wheelchair that slammed into my vintage Caddy while at the Wal-Mart.
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Sound Waves and Their Megaphones
from Norm Augustinus on April 04, 2008
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Get with lots of chicks using my revolutionary breast megaphone sound wave method, the squirrel I helped and how best to use a hacksaw when cutting through bicycle frames.
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My Ten Inch Toilet Seat
from Norm Augustinus on March 07, 2008
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Her foam mattress, lint rollers and you, paper mache, the lemon cake incident, I fell off a Walmart roof and lots more.
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Push For Manual Flush
from Norm Augustinus on February 01, 2008
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She said I needed ten friends, the toilet flush button, your lover and the importance of lint rollers, masking tape, doorbell buttons, at the movies and lots more!
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Her Walk-In Bathtub
from Norm Augustinus on January 18, 2008
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The call from the woman in Seattle, my long lost nudie Polaroid pictures, my new menopause pad invention, I hit myself in the jaw with a jar of spaghetti sauce and I get flushed out a walk-in bathtub and end up in a Tampa hospital.
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He Had A Club Foot
from Norm Augustinus on January 11, 2008
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I drove them to the airport and something bad happened, the attorney, I'm not normal and lots more!
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