Emotional Paradox

A look back on the creative process.

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These guys have been playing pranks on their boss for a long time, altering his view of reality. Hilarious.

Work, work, work. Is that all there is? It’s raining. Torrential downpour, I heard it called. The rain was so strong that I could hardly see the road and other less-excellent drivers had to pull off the road for a bit. I’m bored. Life is too ...

The insurance company has yet to claim liability for their insured’s stupidity. Today is the day I’ve had enough of their stalling. Tomorrow will hail the start of a new campaign to force the insurance company to take responsibility & ...

While I was driving to work this morning, a man failed to yield at a light & I smashed into his pickup. I pulled off to the shoulder & started making phone calls. He pulled over then drove off again. Luckily, someone called the police station ...

Bad news: I left the camera at home when I went out to celebrate. Not intentionally. I’m starting to get annoyed with my consistent forgetfulness. I had a great birthday celebration. Some friends & I went out to eat at a great seafood ...

Midnight. I’m 21. And thus, the countdown is concluded. What to do. I’m going out to celebrate. I got someone to cover my shift at the restaurant, to the dismay of my mother [”You don’t work enough!”]. Only turn 21 once, ...

I’ve had four days off from the restaurant. I didn’t notice til today. And I’ve enjoyed it, since I thought I was getting fed up. I’ve been working though, helping a friend trim some houses. With yesterday & today being in ...

Tonight I saw Coldplay live. The show was fantastic. I was going to take my camera, but I remembered how bad security was last time I went to a concert [and they didn’t allow personal photography] and left it in the truck. Great news: the security ...

I know Keanu can’t act, but I’m still a huge fan. Plus with a supporting cast including Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Winona Ryder, what’s not to love? A Scanner Darkly opens July 6. Here’s the trailer.

Today I helped move some friends into their new house. They moved out of a two-story, 4-bedroom house into a one-story, two-bedroom house. Yet they moved up [the new house is sweet]. This is the third move in a month that I’ve been apart of. Tough ...

Today I helped move some friends into their new house. They moved out of a two-story, 4-bedroom house into a one-story, two-bedroom house. Yet they moved up [the new house is sweet]. This is the third move in a month that I’ve been apart of. Tough ...

Today I helped move some friends into their new house. They moved out of a two-story, 4-bedroom house into a one-story, two-bedroom house. Yet they moved up [the new house is sweet]. This is the third move in a month that I’ve been apart of. Tough ...