Boislut called me this morning. Seems big sis has been up to her old tricks again. Last night he spent hours clenched in a completely fagged out and feminized soixante-neuf with big sis’s husband. Of course he was wearing his very best Victoria’s Secret lingerie that
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he purchased with his Angel’s card. Now boislut doesn’t like to order online, he prefers to call it in. I’m sure the girls in the ordering department get a big laugh out of it. He asked me if I thought they knew and I was honest… of course they know! Oh the sexual humiliation of it all, making your clitty throb and ache at the thought she told her friends “here’s another sissy bitch!”.
Face it, when you call in sounding like a sheepish little sissy slut then proceed to purchase panties and bras that are obviously man size, what do you think they’re thinking? And most of you mismatch, a mistake no woman worth her panties would make. Of course they know you’re a cocksucking panty faggot! You give yourself away, you sound far too guilty, too aroused, too everything, lol. Do you really think females are as stupid as males? We haven’t a joystick to inflate with all our brain’s blood flow!
And while we’re on the subject of joysticks… a shoutout to joeblowjob for the Amazon GC to purchase my Nintendo Wii. What a nice little drive-by prezzie! Now I just need the Wii Fit, hint, hint, lol. I’d also like to give honorable mention to all the other little wankers who gifted me for no particular reason. Not that I don’t enjoy financial domination, far from it, I love it… but these were unsolicited and some never even called yet! Makes a Mistress feel loved when you worship my words so much you gift me! I’ve purchased so many things in the past few months with these lovely tributes… several pairs of Lucky Brand Jeans, a few Ed Hardy tees and hoodies and soft, sensual lingerie that caresses me underneath my kick ass, take no prisoners exterior.
I’ll be posting in the next few days some of my favorite torturous toys to entice, enthrall and scare the piss out of the weak at heart and hard of cock…
Empress Lauren
1-800-356-6169
empress.lauren@yahoo.com
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