Originally Deeheed, shaMONed, and Dwongirled at SomaCow.com
In this hour, we recant the Hollywood deaths of the dude with the glove, the dude with the jowls, and the chick with the boobs.
So much to cover, I do not know where to begin. Farrah Fawcett’s
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Tushie Tumor gave way to Ed McMahon’s Extremely Elderly End gave way to Michael Jackson’s Mysterious Myocardial Infarction, and now this…
Little Bunny Billy, flying on an airline, eating peanuts in first class, and stuff fell on his head?
I do not want to live in a world without Billy. We will all feel for his loss. Billy Mays did more for the world than 10 Michael Jackson’s ever could, and don’t you forget it.
I blame Vince, and his accursed shamwows. He’s had it in for Billy since the first Zorbeez ad aired. The advertising world IS the most dangerous game, people.
Take heart… It is Mickey’s Birthday, and it is a pretty solid hour even in his absence. Thank you to everyone who called in to wish Mickey a Merry Mickmas. Elross will handle doling out your points.
Happy Birthday, Mickey!
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