Originally victimized at SomaCow.com
In this episode, we discuss beards, magicians, and ogling the fairer sex.
The more I research it, the more it seems true - All magicians are con.
David Blaine is a sessy eyed demon, forced to walk the Earth and
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perform silly card tricks and snort snakes and such for mortals, but even his Azazel-loving butt spends his free time snuggling up with men in a nancy way. What kind of man spends this much time surrounded by balls?
David Copperfield was this supposed lech, banging broads from one end of the country to the other, summoning a swirling ocean of babes, one floating carnation at a time. The Claudia Schiffer years were reportedly proof positive that he is as straight as an insole in J’s shoe, but you will surely agree… David dresses less like Houdini and more like Those White Tiger Dudes. Rawr.
Crisstina? Crystal? Karina Angel, aka the Mindfreak. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
Yeah, seriously. A Joisey boy wearing mascara, hanging out with models and cavorting while pretending to be a musician… He’s either gay, or Bon Jovi.
The deeper I delve, the more I realize, all Magicians are Con. Prove me wrong.
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