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In this hour, we discussed our respective Thanksgiving Aftermaths, Tall
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People, Aldi? (WTF is an Aldi?), and the Terrible Tantrum of Mumbai.
Hopefully you all ate well, lord knows we did, as SomaCow Media was directly responsible for the killing and eating of 13 Turkeys, 14 Stuffing-Sharks (You never knew stuffing came from sharks? Hell of a thing, isn’t it?), and an entire cranberry vein from the cranberry mines of Cranbertania. I have no idea what I am talking about. The gravy has made me mad.
My kid bounces in her bouncy seat now, thanks to Mickey’s son’s tutelage in all things bouncy. We stare at her for hours, leaping and cavorting to some incredibly fast inner beat. It’s funnier every time. I want an adult bouncy seat, damnit.
There is a new grocery store here in town, goes by the name of Aldi (All dee, or Al digh?). Consensus seems to be that it is a German company with euro brand goods, better than sav-a-lot but not, say, Albertson’s. I am just glad someone is using the dying space available in all our shopping centers. Plus, when you think about it, it makes sense for people in Europe to be making money off of feeding us here in the US, what with the lack of agriculture here in America. Huh?
We rounded out the hour talking about the you-know-whos, who have once again shat the global punchbowl and brought fire, fear, and fanaticism to the shindig. I won’t waste penspace and font here recalling the details, seeing as CNN has spent the week gorging themselves off the sorrow of families aplenty. Just heed my words in the show, and let’s be consistent in our upbringing of the poor, retarded child that is Islam.
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