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Damn Commercial On TV Right Now, and The Impending Beef Crisis!
Politics is crap. The Republicans are staring down the barrel of a rapidly declining empire. In their wake, the Democrats have a rare opportunity to steamroll their agenda through and, “supposedly”, fix America. What have they chosen to do? The same thing every empire does in the wake of a dying dynasty. Squabble! Hillary wants votes counted, then she doesn’t, then she wants revotes. Obama wants you to ignore his pastor, then he doesn’t, then he fires his church to appease fat, gun-ridden and xenophobic America. Good job, guys! Way to show dignity, and not provide limitless ammunition for pundits and potshotters across this country. Douchecrats.
After swelling me with Anger, Mickey calms the room and awakens J with some audio from my favorite man (man’s man, guy, dude) on television, Mike Rowe. From his humble beginnings as a QVC Cat Toy Salesman, to his current status as the voice, face, and backbone of Discovery Channel, everything this guy touches turns to gold. I have a hundred dollars that says Mike Rowe will do a dirty job from a rocket or the space station in the next ten years. Well, maybe not a hundred dollars… We’ll see…
In all seriousness, Mike Rowe is what every man should be - Classically trained, possessing a strong baritone voice, capable of accessing an extensive vocabulary, in shape, thoughtful, humble… I think Mike Rowe might be Jesus.
But not even he can save us from the impending beef crisis. I am having difficulty coming up with a flow chart to explain the corn-ethanol-farmer-rancher-beefs cycle, but all I can say is you people need to stock up on the meats, stat. We will all be eating turkey burgers and pork stew soon enough. Unless we just start feeding American dollar bills to cows. Think about it - it’s green, it’s essentially worthless, and the new fives will make for some neat purple cowflops!
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We also chawed down on the following great bands:
Black Francis - Seven Fingers
Wes Charlton - Before I Die
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