SomaCow 128: Eat Up, Fatty!
SomaCow 128: Eat Up, Fatty!
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In this, our finest hour, we lay waste to the waste layer of an entire generation, namely, World of Warcraft. It’s time, good people of show more...
Normally, dear listener, Jen writes down simple one sentence liner notes in an effort to help me fabricate these blogs. Today, I find it necessary to impart to you all what she has transcribed for my use at this time:
J uses it to take a break-should walk or have sex with his wife.
What more can be said that that?
Mickey has brilliant plans for a new restaurant, which we will be opening as soon as we finish the other 75 business ventures we are currently working on. Suffice it to say, we know our target market, and are hard at work finding an architect that can design a dining room to accommodate that much weight. Who designs circus tents, anyway?
We spend some time discussing the mystery that is the modern hot dog. Whether it be the infamous goop dog (does anyone have a photo of this supposed food product?) Or a strange buttload of hot pressed hogmeat, Greek style, we pay homage to the Tube Meat.I also have been literally attacked by the classmates, friend finder, and highschool hores where is they now type sites lately. Do you have really good friends from childhood, people that you have known all your life, and will always remain daily-tight with. I don’t mean fond of, I mean “have lunch with them daily”? I think it’s a shame, but the reality of the internet is that we can use it to choose the people we speak with, whereas childhood friends are just a happy happenstance of proximity and scheduling. Weird, and so precious that you retain such friendships if you are able.
Mickey gives a double dose of the LifeCoaching, both in segment and a personal aside to Today’s Male Youth.
We also discussed the base falseness of women, specifically, being extra nice to a person’s face when secretly you wouldn’t piss on their mother if she were infected with some weird bacteria that specifically required urine in order to combat terrible deep tissue cramps, or something. I don’t know, women just do weird stuff.
Come up and say hi to us and bye to a very good friend of ours, The Uberbastard
Wednesday Night at The Willow Tree Restaurant in Downtown Sanford. Here’s a map, so you won’t get lost.
Clickity Clina, The Clinese Clickah
On street parking is usually pretty easy to grab. Share the boot, have some sausages, and hit on Theo’s excellent multinational staff. Employees, not his actual mannschaft.
We enjoyed the following footlong bands during this episode:
Straight Outta Junior High - Target Has My Heart 350 - Battle Cry show less...
