During the October 5 edition of his
nationally syndicated radio show, Rush Limbaugh broadcast what he
called "a spoof
ad from DNC Pharma. ... A new ad for a drug that they have
recently introduced to the market: Tryphorgetin." The "spoof ad" declared: "If you are a supporter
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of Hillary Clinton
and you have a nagging fear that her shameful past will come back to ruin her
election chances, this message of hope is for you." In a mock testimonial, a woman asserted that
after taking "Tryphorgetin,"
"I even forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she
learned that he'd raped
Juanita Broaddrick. Thank you, Tryphorgetin. Thank you, DNC
Pharmaceuticals."
Limbaugh introduced the "spoof ad"
by stating: "This is being emailed all over the place. I'm -- you may have heard
it, because this is --
it's funny."
From the October 5 broadcast of
Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh
Show:
LIMBAUGH: One more bite here before
we go to the break and then get back to calls. You've got to hear this. This is
being emailed all over the place. I'm -- you may have heard it because this is
-- it's funny.
It is -- it's a new ad -- it's a
spoof ad from DNC Pharma. It's a Bruce Chapman production, DNC Pharmaceuticals.
A new ad for a drug that they have recently introduced to the market:
Tryphorgetin.
[begin audio clip]
MAN: I had this terrible sense of
anxiety, this unshakable sense of doom, but that was before I tried
Tryphorgetin.
ANNOUNCER: If you're a supporter of
Hillary Clinton and you have a nagging fear that her shameful past will come
back to ruin her election chances, this message of hope is for
you.
DNC Pharmaceuticals presents
Tryphorgetin: more than just a drug, a way of
coping.
WOMAN: Hillary was in charge of
destroying the reputations of the women Bill sexually harassed. That used to
bother me. Then I tried Tryphorgetin. Now I don't even remember what a bimbo
eruption is.
MAN: When I tried Tryphorgetin, I
completely forgot about the missing files from Vince Foster's office, Chinagate,
the Madison Guaranty swindle, money for pardons. It's all just gone. Thanks to
Tryphorgetin, I believe there really is a vast right-wing conspiracy that makes
Bill jump into the sack with all those girls.
WOMAN: Here's the best part: I even
forgot that Hillary stood by her husband even when she learned that he'd raped
Juanita Broaddrick. Thank you, Tryphorgetin. Thank you, DNC Pharmaceuticals. I
definitely recommend Tryphorgetin to all my fellow Democrats. It's made the
difference between -- between -- what was I saying?
ANNOUNCER: Side effects are
generally mild and include nausea, dizziness, and loss of self-esteem. In more
severe cases, side effects include delusions of victory, irrational exuberance,
and the complete suspension of rational judgment.
MAN: Tryphorgetin. Whatever it takes
to win.
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