Julie Goldman: Lesbian Wedding

The butch lez shops in three places: Old Navy, The Gap and Banana Republic.

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Artie Lange: NBA
What would be more fun, watching Iverson slam dunk or try to spell "receipt"
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Amanda Melson: Purim
Hey, there's an Orthodox Jewish guy dressed as a clown. That's a good idea.
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Al Jackson: Teaching
You gotta find a really nice way to tell someone their child is mildly retarded.
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Gina Brillon: Target Areas
No carbs after nine, no juice after eleven, and no thoughts, feelings or emotions after twelve.
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Andy Kindler: Nuclear Insurance
I think my speakers lost some mid-range, but I can't tell over the screams of my family.
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Lewis Black: Mexican Wall
Walls haven't worked -- not since they invented planes.
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Julie Goldman: Lesbian Wedding
The butch lez shops in three places: Old Navy, The Gap and Banana Republic.
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Gabriel Iglesias: Airplanes
It doesn't matter how tough you think you are, when you fall out of the sky, you're gay.
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Jim Breuer: Porn
One day you're playing Batman, and the next you're sliding hard porn into the VCR.
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Andi Smith: The Overall Total
An ex-boyfriend is less like sex and more toward recycling.