"Retouch My Body" by Jackie Beat One of the best songs ever made by this artist. Notice: I in no way own this song. All credit belongs to Jackie Beat. I've only posted it for everyone to listen. Also, I won't tolerate any offensive comments so post any, expect to get it deleted. People who waste their time posting offensive things are what makes me not post any videos. But other than that, ENJOY!! Lyrics: Jackie Beat, still young and sweet! Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah... You know I'm gettin' older And I've gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just 22 I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here tellin' you, what to do 'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet Retouch my body Stretch me some more Take off sixty pounds Then take off ten more Retouch my body Re-size my head Clean up my skin Please tone down the red Retouch my body Lipo my thighs With your computer mouse I'm as big as a house Retouch my body Remove every curve I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job? Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me Then it's true, that you Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood or else you, will get sued Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez I will hunt you down 'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth Don't even try it, this is my diet Retouch my body Don't wanna look tragic So call In-dustrial Light & Magic Retouch my body Make me look lean Like fat-ass Oprah on O Magazine Retouch my body Even out my tits And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits Retouch my body Blur it some more Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for Retouch my body I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs Make me fuckin' young and sweet Get rid of my celluleet I don't want no photo, boy I want an oil painting Retouch my body Retouch my body Don't cause any trouble I am in denial Don't ya' burst my bubble Retouch my body Just look at Madonna In real life she looks like An ancient iguana Retouch my body And if you can of course Try to make me look Like less of a horse Retouch my body I've no other choice I only wish you could retouch my voice Retouch my fuckin' body! Author: prwolf92 Keywords: Jackie Beat Retouch My Body Mariah Carey Touch Parody Added: May 14, 2008
